Sunday, July 18, 2010

Ready to Rumble!!

Okay, so I just now got back from the grocery store and my fridge is chock-full of veggies, fruits, legumes, and lean meats.  I'm ready for you, Simply Filling Weight Watcher Technique.  Bring it on!!

Oh yeah, I also bought some Beano, too.  Will be needing that for sure.
What?  You're not familiar with the wonder product known as "Beano?"
Prepare to be amazed!

This amazing technology is unbeknowest to me, but beknowest to the scientists who created this marvel of modern day medicinal products; Beano somehow counteracts against the bloat-inducing, fart-producing, belch-creating byproducts of eating foods with a high fiber content.  I don't know how it works.  I just know that people around me are much happier when I use it.

Since I'm switching to the Simply Filling technique (a.k.a. "Core Plan"), my fiber intake is about to increase dramatically.  I'm not sure my bowels are going to be ready for this, so I decided to do a pre-emptive strike with the Beano.

Hopefully the bloating, farts, belching, and general feeling of "eww" will be kept to a minimum.

The massive amounts of natural fiber can make life interesting, especially at first.  But, as I recall from my former days on the Core Program, things start to even out after a few weeks.

That's what a whole lot of fiber will do to you.

Oh yeah, and it will certainly induce professional-grade mounds of poop, too.
Ah, something to look forward to.

3 comments:

Nicole D. said...

I need to buy some beano - was never sure if that stuff actually helped.

AND... I'm not very good at keeping my veggies fresh. Seems like I have to throw a lot away and then go buy them again. It makes me sad. I need to google how to make them last - I just throw them in the fridge. I'm sure there are better methods (that probably require a little work on my part). Hope it goes well for you!!!

Grace said...

Why is it that so many of your posts are about poo? ;)

Dorian said...

Ah, Grace. Because that's what captures my attention, I guess.